A teenager who loves fucking his dad, and makes love to him in multiple ways every night.

The keeper of the biggest chin in the entire universe, also known as a Snowcone

A midle aged man that akwardly hangs out with his children in obscure ways. A Stuart usualy is eaisily entertained and commonly has nothing else to do.

(of a person) not easy to please or satisfy; awkward.
"He couldn't be more Stuart"
synonyms: troublesome, tiresome, trying, exasperating, demanding, unmanageable, intractable, perverse, contrary, recalcitrant, obstreperous, refractory, fractious; More

greasy, mop headed, probably a virgin, very pale white and can rarely be seen outdoors

A dirty cock goblin, that loves having sexual relations with very close family members.

A stuart is someone with a fuck off massive chode and big tits to boot. Stuart is such a big dad that his being can barely be kept on the ground. He has several biological and non biological sons and is just generally a father figure for most. Stuart loves a big shafting