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straight to video 

A joke that doesn't get a laugh, or any other form of 'popularity deficit'
"I was round at Niall's house the other day and told that one about the priest with HIV. He was pretty pissed off"

"Dude don't you know he's got bad AIDS he's a Cathlolic?!"

"No Shit?!! No wonder it went straight to video"
straight to video by CheShA March 2, 2005

straight to video 

anything that sucks, be it a joke, clothing, anything really
"yo yo check my new gear mofo"

"dude those kicks is last years Kmart special, your gear is straight to video biatch."
straight to video by Jimbo80 June 13, 2005

straight to video 

The old way of saying straight to dvd.
Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.
straight to video by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

Straight to video 

Diarrhoea occurring very soon after eating.
John had to rush to the toilet before his kebab went straight to video.
Straight to video by rycycles August 4, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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