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straight to video 

A joke that doesn't get a laugh, or any other form of 'popularity deficit'
"I was round at Niall's house the other day and told that one about the priest with HIV. He was pretty pissed off"

"Dude don't you know he's got bad AIDS he's a Cathlolic?!"

"No Shit?!! No wonder it went straight to video"
straight to video by CheShA March 2, 2005

straight to video 

anything that sucks, be it a joke, clothing, anything really
"yo yo check my new gear mofo"

"dude those kicks is last years Kmart special, your gear is straight to video biatch."
straight to video by Jimbo80 June 13, 2005

straight to video 

The old way of saying straight to dvd.
Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

Straight to video 

Diarrhoea occurring very soon after eating.
John had to rush to the toilet before his kebab went straight to video.
Straight to video by rycycles August 4, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026