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Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.
In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse
Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

Straight plan for the gay man 

Marino the skank, who is gay and likes cock. He should be on straight plan for the gay man
Marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you fag

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026