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One with a tiny penis, also known as stoyk this rare breed lives in north america. One who loves hockey, but sucks dick at it. He can be seen with a mustache...... a dirty one i might add. And he has a small penis!

HIT THE NET, FUCKING STOYKEWYCH OVER THERE!!
by $purplenurple12$ March 16, 2009
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