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Story Of My Life

Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
Story Of My Life by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007

Story of my life

Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.
Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life
Story of my life by SOML3012 June 22, 2009

Story Of My Life

An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life 

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026