The greatest man in the world. This is his nickname, his real name is David. Poopy Scoopys are very handsome and enjoy their coffee. They like to carry other people's crap. They also make up stupid stuff and have a cute funny little laugh. They like to make babies cry.
Poopy Doc Scoopy (also known as simply Poop Doc) is a radioactive turd that was created by Doctor Ass Nugget. He has the ability to launch a barrage of turd tarts and smells like the ass of a fat lady with chronic diarrhea.
Person #1: What is that fucking smell?
Person #2: That my friend, is the smell of Poopy Doc Scoopy.
Person #1: That's one hell of a turd.