“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”
by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021
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They are moving scuptures of marble, either glued together with epoxy or liquid metal.
Or all one piece
Polished
And lubed with teflon.
The White stones of war are only for Targeted Individuals.
by MineOwedWu's August 15, 2021
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A girl who is always hilarious and sees the best in everyone. She has the unique ability to laugh at herself no matter what the circumstance is. She is also super pretty and mega hot, and has all the boys in her school just waiting to take her out on a date.
Boy #1: Isn't that girl over there just gorgeous?
Boy #2: Oh my gosh yea, she has to be a Lilly Stone.
by Burger1237 May 14, 2019
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(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 16, 2013
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verb
1.complete the final task on an agenda to take the soul out of your competition
2. vanquish fairly
Livvy Dune was once a blonde college gymnast who was incapable of being ignored, but easily replicated; however, now that she is an SI swimsuit model, she has soul-stoned all dupes.”

“Some will argue that LeBron has yet to achieve GOAT status. I, however, argue that he soul-stoned Jordan when he won his third championship with Cleveland.”
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