Stock Stalker

One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.

Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.

Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.

by punchodex May 12, 2012

Stick Stalker

The opposite of a Chubby Chaser. Someone who loves those really skinny chicks.

That girl walks around the room slicing people open with her exposed ribs. Milt thinks she's hot. He's a Stick Stalker.

by CiRenze March 27, 2009

stalker stick

Someone who uses a selfie stick to take pictures of other people

Look it's a stalker stick

by Whateves July 7, 2016