by sexybeastmimsmimsmimsmims August 11, 2009
Barney Stinson is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the blogosphere with www.barneysblog.com. Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.
Praise For Barney Stinson - from the ladies:
''Stinson sure knows how to use his pen.'' -Lisa, Shared a Cab
''It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down.'' -Katie, Lost Tourist
''I'll be honest - I was a little worried when I saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you.'' -Carolyn...Carol?, Met Outside Yoga
''Stinson sure knows how to use his pen.'' -Lisa, Shared a Cab
''It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down.'' -Katie, Lost Tourist
''I'll be honest - I was a little worried when I saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you.'' -Carolyn...Carol?, Met Outside Yoga
by Koning Erik August 2, 2010
Someone who has achieved great success in business, athletics, and personal relationships and has been a great inspiration to many people. Someone who advises their admirers by saying that success is a state of mind and that there are no limits to success. Someone who seems like a bold risk-taker but doesn't do anything because doing things gets you fired. Someone who has dared to go past the possible all of their life, even further than the impossible, to the place where the possible and impossible meet to become the possimpible. Someone who goes even further than the possimpible to achieve the impossimpible. Someone who tells everyone that everything and nothing is possimpible. Someone who has both creativity and vision, visativity.
A guy who is awesome does not sing songs about themselves becuase that would be really lame. Someone who has many admirers, one of whom sings a song about them as they all think that he is awesome.
Someone who is awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome. Awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.............
A guy who is awesome does not sing songs about themselves becuase that would be really lame. Someone who has many admirers, one of whom sings a song about them as they all think that he is awesome.
Someone who is awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome. Awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.............
by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019
by BarnacleStinson January 20, 2011
You already know all those annoying hoes and snitches be going to this school. There’s always those stupid bias teachers and annoying students that you get to much of. You start to like it and then that one annoying bitch gets bored of you happy and ruins your life. Always has those couple kids who are distinct and are better than the rest in sports etc. And there are always those cute why blonde girls that go to this school.
by Thatoneannoyingbitch101 November 5, 2019
Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10
by PMC1120 May 8, 2009