the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners
She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.
by Drexelsage January 3, 2004
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A stiffy is an extended clip on a gun.
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A slang term for boner or erection
While I was slow-dancing with Tom, he got a bulging stiffy. It was nasty.
by xxdecayingashes December 26, 2005
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I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.
by urban pervert April 25, 2003
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A slang word for erection or hard-on. As an erection is the 'stiffing' of the penis, a 'stiffy' is an understandable slang word. Normally used by children first discovering sexual things.
Ethan and I were discussing sex and he got a stiffy from thinking about it.
by Athena12 March 26, 2009
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An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.
Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.
by g0t4 April 28, 2011
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An erect penis,usally gotten through sexual arousal.
We all know Paris Hilton sucked her boyfriend Rick Solomon's stiffy,weird lighting there too.
by Dude_75 March 14, 2006
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