steven syndrome
noun: (steev sin drome) when an individal has the misfortune to always be surrounded by people of the name "steven"
steven syndrome by steve cunningham March 13, 2008
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Steven Seagal Syndrome
Someone who claims proficiency in a multitude of subjects with absolutely no evidence in said subjects. Such as martial arts, academic fields and sports
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
Steven Seagal Syndrome by Ted H (not ted K :( ) May 10, 2023
Stressing Steve Syndrome
The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.
Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!
Stressing Steve Syndrome by MCleary November 17, 2009
steve jobs syndrome
when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business
Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?
steve jobs syndrome by jaejaedebut March 26, 2022
Steve Irwin syndrome
This is the classic signs of tempting fate catagorized by Steve irwin. its tv hosts and other crazy ppl who spend their lives tempting fate swiming with sharks, living in the wilderness, visiting the most dangerous gangs of the world. this syndrome simply is that eventually they will lose to fate. Steve irwin to be exact and end up dead. Ppl who might eventually fall prey to this Ross kemp, Bear grylls, Ray mears
"Dude Bear grylls totally got mauled by a bear"
"how fricking ironic is that "
"ah well he tempting fate "
"yh classic Steve Irwin syndrome"
"how fricking ironic is that "
"ah well he tempting fate "
"yh classic Steve Irwin syndrome"
Steve Irwin syndrome by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009
Seven Dwarf Syndrome
A condition where a person takes on one of the emotions and personalty of one of the seven dwarfs possibly multiple times a day and or week.
"Seven Dwarf Syndrome "
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.
Seven Dwarf Syndrome by David Kahn January 26, 2009
Seven Second Syndrome
Seven Second Syndrome is when you change radio stations and they are playing the last seven seconds of an awesome song that you haven't heard in years, immediately followed by an awful song that you despise.
When I flipped to the 80's station, I caught the last seven seconds of a Replacements song I haven't heard since college, then they launched into an extended remix of the sublimely-awful "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Damn Seven Second Syndrome again!
Seven Second Syndrome by mooltittle April 30, 2014