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Steven Hawking 

Steven Hawking by faglad May 13, 2018
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Steven Hawking 

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.
Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
Steven Hawking by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011

Steven Hawking 

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.
Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.
Steven Hawking by Jon Testing February 4, 2018

Steven Hawking 

Sexual act in which the male completes the deed to such satisfaction, the female is unable to walk or speak the following day.
Last night was so good, we totally did the Steven Hawking
Steven Hawking by Starlord108 September 3, 2017

steven hawking jr 

When you stick a keyboard in the girls rectum whilst she is bent over a wheelchair deep throating a mouse.
" I Steven Hawking jr your mom bitch"
steven hawking jr by Faget33 July 11, 2016

Steven Hawking Nut 

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.
Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!
Steven Hawking Nut by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people
'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."
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