Theodore F. Stevens, referred to affectionately by Alaskans as "Uncle Ted", was a Republican U.S. Senator from the state of Alaska, serving from December 24th 1968, to January 3rd, 2009. He was formerly the longest serving Republican U.S. Senator in history, as well as currently being the most senior U.S. Senator to lose re-election. He is famous for his Series of Tubes quote, which brought him wide-spread ridicule on the Internet, namely the blogo-sphere. He was very successful in developing Alaska, with Alaskans nicknaming federal dollars brought to the state for it's development "Stevens money". He died on August 9th, 2010, in a plane crash that killed 5 and injured 4.
Ted Stevens said the Internet's a series of tubes.

He's Ted Stevens, he's always right.
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A sex act:
One party sits at the head of the bed while the other party chugs a glass of orange juice. The orange juice party goes down on the other party until they can no longer breathe. It is very likely both parties will end covered in orange juice. It has a touch of reverse felching, but is distinctly different. Also everyone calls each other Steven.
My friend Leo told us what a Stevens Sunrise is. Turns out we all do it. We just didn't have a name for it.
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A kids show about gay space rocks
Person 1: Steven universe is a great show!

Person 2: wow! I have never seen it!
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he got kicked in the nuts by a player by the name of draymond green (aka thee nut-cracker) in the 2016 NBA Western Conferance Finals
Steven Adams will never have babies
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Singer for Aerosmith, and in my opinion, probably has the largest mouth ever to walk the face of the earth.

He still owns with his voice.

And his songs kick ass.
He made awesome songs such as
Jaded, Dream on, Walk This Way, Sweet Emotion, Dude(looks like a lady), Janie's got a gun, and many many many many others...awesome awesome writer and singer.
Steven tyler owns.
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A kids show about a 14 year old boy, who is half human, half gem. He also has no neck. He lives with 3 ( technically 4 ) space aliens named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. Garnet is 2 gay gems combined. Amethyst is an earthling. Pearl is gay for Steven’s dead mom. Steven’s dead mom Rose Quartz is actually Pink Diamond, one of the leaders of the gems. Also they recently made a movie where Steven has a neck. Easily the best show on CN
Steven Universe is the best show on Cartoon Network
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A stand up comedian from Cambridge, Massachusetts. e is known for his dry, deadpan style, and acts in a rather depressing way. He cites his main influences as Richard Pryor and George Carlin. He has influences comedians ranging from Jimmy Carr to Demtri Martin. Steven wears a Boston Redsox hat wherever he goes. His big break came when he was the comedy guest for The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson. Since then, he has had numerous HBO specials, and frequently appears on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson.
Guy 1: Did you catch Steven Wright on Craig Fersuson last night?
Guy 2: Of course i did! i always love his surprise drop by's.
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