Sterling, IL is a Boring town with alot of mexicans. like, super small, only 15000 people, and is half ghetto. and no one knows what emo is. and noone has heard of the
awesome song sandstorm, and it has sucky radio stations.
so dont come move here, uless your interesting, and ccan spice things up, because you'll be bored out of yur
pants, but then youll get pregnant, and can put your
baby in the onsite day care at the HIGH SCHOOl, because too many girls did it to early and got pregnant.
theres lotsa
drugs too, and drinking, and gangs, where people get stabbed, so dont join one.
also
th mal, sucks balls. uh, theres a bath & body works, claires, bergners(carson's, younkers, herbegers, the
boston store) jcpenneys, finish line and these other tiny stores no one has heard of. if you want to do anything fun, yo have to drive about an hour away to rockford, or the quad cities.
Walmart is pretty much the biggest store, theres a travel agency, nail salon, optometrist, photography studio , "fun"center, and a grocery store. all in walmart.
its pretty much the exact smae thng as
Rock falls, the next town over, except rockfalls has a poop factory next to the high school, and no A/C, so when it gets hot, they open the
windows, and smell the poop.yum.
oh yeah, and if you want to fit in in sterling know the lingo,
WOW! and NUH-UH and stupid
whore and OHMIGAWD
