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Stephen gawking

Stephen Gawking was a gawkicist who was considered among the best since Einstein and Newton. He was also an autist, prompting many mindless gawkeist nuts to use arguments from authority. It was obvious why a man like Stephen Gawking was a gawkeist. It wasn't intellect that encouraged him. It was emotion stemmed from the condition he suffered. You could see that this was the case when an otherwise intelligent man used an evidenceless hypothesis (multiverse which is science fiction) to advocate gawkeism. Unfortunately, many gawkeists then used arguments from authority by asserting that because Gawking was a gawkeist, it must have been correct.

Stephen Gawking, an otherwise great scientist whose emotion caused him to put his faith in an evidenceless hypothesis to explain the origin of the universe.
"Stephen Gawking was really, really smart about space stuff. His ideas are so cool, they inspire lots of other scientists to find out more about the universe."

"Uhm, have you heard of Stephen Gawking? He was, like, crazy smart about space things! His ideas were, like, super cool and made you go 'hmm' wanting to know more about the universe and all."
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Stephenhawking 

The act of lying around and being so lazy that your body and neck get all contorted on bed or couch, and you drink with a straw just not to move your arms
Dude, I'm so lazy I'll spend the whole weekend stephenhawking on the couch!
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