Stephen King is an amazing writer. His novels can be described as horror/mystery/drama. Sometimes when authors write horror novels and try to be gory, they fail miserably and end up writing tasteless crap, but King adds a certain descriptiveness to his gory scenes that I've hardly seen any other authors do. Another thing that sets his work apart is that some authors just add a bunch of filler to their novels, but he delivers the random information to the audience in a way that actually helps the story flow. Those are two reasons why I think Stephen King is one of the greatest authors.
Some of Stephen King's work includes Carrie, It, Cujo, The Shining, Desperation, and The Green Mile (the last two being my favorites). A superb movie was made of The Green Mile, and I hope they make a movie of Desperation someday, too.
by 62orion86 March 23, 2006
Comedian who sings songs about things people don't think about all to often. Like hermaphrodites, men with one testicle, loving a dead body, being superheros, dead puppies, the short curly hair on the soap, grandfather dieing so you can get his inheritance, ugly babys, gynochologists, your dad catching you masterbating and much much more! Visit his website, www.stephenlynch.com!
Lullaby, by Stephen Lynch
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.
by Sylk Cream October 6, 2005
Stephen Miller is a really creepy dude. I bet he got hard while children were being separated at the border.
by MemeB0$$ October 6, 2018
A word for the most annoying couple you know. The one who is always cringe, and never shut up about each other.
Jack: man, Ryan and Stacy are such a Stephen and Brooklyn.
Ryan: a what?
Jack: a Stephen and Brooklyn, you know, that one couple who is always annoying, cringe, and obsessed with each other.
Ryan: a what?
Jack: a Stephen and Brooklyn, you know, that one couple who is always annoying, cringe, and obsessed with each other.
by Skhdddbdjebe May 8, 2020
An instruction to another person, usually after casually mentioning an idea or notion to Stephen, or in some cases requesting Stephen's opinion or thought on a specific matter. Stephen is not always aware that the person requesting his opinion will immediately quote it to another person.
A multi-faceted definition, "Per Stephen" can either be used in the form of a request or a statement. The person using this phrase usually does not want to do something, so they use Stephen's words as the excuse or reasoning behind why they should no longer be assigned to a task. For request format, "Per Stephen" usually involves an extraordinary purchase or in some cases, food or electronics purchases.
A multi-faceted definition, "Per Stephen" can either be used in the form of a request or a statement. The person using this phrase usually does not want to do something, so they use Stephen's words as the excuse or reasoning behind why they should no longer be assigned to a task. For request format, "Per Stephen" usually involves an extraordinary purchase or in some cases, food or electronics purchases.
"Per Stephen, please no longer assign me to tickets that require me to get up from my desk."
"Per Stephen, we should all receive Teslas for Christmas."
"Per Stephen, we should no longer charge clients for service. Instead, we'll be accepting IOUs for all services rendered."
"Per Stephen, we'll be ordering 80 Filet Mignons for this week's BBQ."
"Per Stephen, please order me a new chair, laptop, keyboard, dresser, 82 inch monitor, car, mousepad, Keurig and toilet paper for the office and my home."
"Per Stephen, we should all receive Teslas for Christmas."
"Per Stephen, we should no longer charge clients for service. Instead, we'll be accepting IOUs for all services rendered."
"Per Stephen, we'll be ordering 80 Filet Mignons for this week's BBQ."
"Per Stephen, please order me a new chair, laptop, keyboard, dresser, 82 inch monitor, car, mousepad, Keurig and toilet paper for the office and my home."
by entechUS_ October 1, 2020
One who fucks the shit out of white women with nice tits and huge asses. He really likes to suck on the puss and make it feel maad good. He also enjoys whipping his dick out in public. In addition, he likes to give a girl rough anal and then rub his cock on the girls lip so that she gets a legit looking mustache
Girl: Yo how was last night with stephen flynn
Girl2: he fucked me so hard and made me cum out my ass. he was def a stephen flynn
Girl2: he fucked me so hard and made me cum out my ass. he was def a stephen flynn
by gingerkiller April 13, 2010
Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.
Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.
by James Johnson November 23, 2005