A step sis likes to masturbate, the step sis is so clumsy she gets stuck atleast twice a week, no matter where it is, a step bro will always use this opportunity to have sex with her and jack off, you will often hear this sentence follow, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO ". If a step bro catches her masturbating, the step sis can now tell their parents that her step bro watched her masturbating, so she will tell the step bro to have sex with her and she won't tell her parents.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*