the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.

to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.

also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction
"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."
by efamilyusa February 4, 2010
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Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain
“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”
by Amalia Lylian March 7, 2011
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When you catch up with the Joneses.

When you are finally happy with your status in life.
Man, I was feeling a little insecure until I bought that new Lexus - now I am completely statusfied.
by DCDevo July 31, 2009
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