John Smith 

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.

Whats your name? John Smith
Another one ?!?!?

John Smith by Pumpk1ng February 19, 2017

john smith 

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

john smith by -\_/- December 28, 2005

John Smith 

Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.

Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith

John Smith by some random stalker August 23, 2010

John Smith 

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

John Smith by John Smith May 13, 2005

John Smith 

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.

Name:
eg. John Smith

John Smith by John Cactus October 10, 2006

Clifford John Smith jr

What you call someone when they rape you and claim there possessed by Lucifer

I have PTSD because my ex pulled a Clifford John Smith jr on me

Clifford John Smith jr by I hate that bitch definitions September 4, 2021

John Smith 

The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.

For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.

John Smith by Rob Aldridge February 27, 2007