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status update by newsvava February 10, 2009
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Status Update Syndrome
People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.
" I woke up" 7.00am
"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am
"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am
"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am
"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am
"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
Status Update Syndrome by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010
L.A.M.E. status update
stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.
Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.
L.A.M.E. status update by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011
Inane Facebook Status Update
Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
Inane Facebook Status Updates:
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
Inane Facebook Status Update by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010
Guilt Status Update
A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.
Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."
Guilt Status Update by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012
Idgetory Status Update
Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update
really? idgetory status update
Idgetory Status Update by theheem April 24, 2019
update your status
A Facebook reference that occurs when someone comes to you with something that happened a long time ago and is really old.
"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.
"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
update your status by Charmayne K. April 13, 2010