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Starship Trooman Show

People in other countries watching the United States like it's a reality show and perceiving it to be like the movie 'Starship Troopers'
"The Starship Trooman Show has been crazy recently. Military recruiters have been hanging out in high school cafeterias and convincing children, behind their parents' back, to enlist so that they can qualify for the healthcare & affordable education benefits that every person in almost every other wealthy nation receives automatically."
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Starship repo 

1. To bring someone's self-image or ego back from a fantastical "outerspace"; to humble someone out of a delusion; to disprove someone's fictional version of themselves

2. To ruin someone's dreams
"He had a few successes and has begun to believe his own hype. His ego is in outer space. It's time to repo that starship he's on and bring him back down to Earth."

"Patrick is so delusional and egotistical that he now considers himself above us all. He's due for a starship repo up there."

"My friend thought he was going to be a huge celebrity, but that starship appears to have been repo'd."

Starship Pooper 

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.
Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

Starship 

Starship

Currently a classified government project, it is impossible to know the exact function of a starship; however, it could be any of the following:

-A spacecraft used for the interstellar travel of an old bald guy, a man with stylish hair, the black version of the X-men character Cyclops, a Klingon, a ginger doctor, an almost-human woman, and an emotionless walking computer.

-An aerial vehicle similar to a private jet used for the sole purpose of transporting celebrities from place to place.

-Or an attempt at a real life version of the Warpstar from the Kirby video game series.

The only fact about starships that has been released to the general public so far is that they were meant to fly.
Starships were meant to fly.
Starship by CIA Head Chief September 10, 2012

cobra starship 

Probably one of the only bands that will admit their lyrics are cheesy. With everything from cheer chants to spunky pop beats, Cobra Starship is the band that makes you smile, laugh, dance, and sing along all at the same time. With members Gabe Saporta (lead singer), Alex Suarez (bass), Ryland Blackinton (guitar), Victoria Asher, knows as Vicky-T, (keytar), and Nate Novarro (drums), this is most likely one of the most lyrically hilarious yet true bands of our generation.
"Cobra Starship makes me want to get up out my seat and dance like a monkey"

cobra starship 

cobra starship is a band. they started in 2005 with their album 'while the city sleeps we rule the streets' they became famous either because of their remake of hollaback girl (hollaback boy) and/or because of the song bring it (snakes on a plane) that gabe saporta (singer) sang with william beckett of the academy is..., travis mccoy of gym class heroes a maja ivvarson of the sounds. there second album was released in 2007 called ¡viva la cobra! which was origonally going to be named if the world is ending im throwing the party but they decided to used ¡viva la cobra! instead.
cobra starship rocks my socks

cobra starship by kaytlin h April 19, 2008

cobra starship 

the BESTESTESTESTEST band EVER made
and they officailly rock my socks off my feet all day long
you wish you could be as cool as cobra starship