Stare at the Wall 

To stare at someone for over 45 minutes, and be so close to them that you can count how many teeth they have, or what they ate before. Without sexual touch, or kissing though. You cant get her.

"John stared at Dina for over 45 minutes, slowly osilating his male reproductive, one inch grinch, but to no good end. We tell "John" later to go Stare at the Wall, and pretend its something you could actually get, such as Doritos"

Stare at the Wall by I hate John P July 23, 2003

stare at the wallpaper 

when you take a shit without reading material. staring at the wall in front of you is pretty much all you can do, unless you can beat one out with the smell of your own poo

There were some old issues of Modern Bride, so I just decided to stare at the wallpaper.

stare at the wallpaper by Ace-Money December 9, 2008