Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!