When 2 people next to each other in stalls hold in their bodily functions, waiting for the other person to break the awkward silence
by gregman37 March 1, 2012
The kind of a traffic jam caused by a car deciding to go the wrong way into a narrow one-way street.
There we were, in an Istanbul standoff because there is always someone who doesn’t know what a one-way sign is.
by Colonel Casey October 28, 2021
When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
by Romantic failure May 9, 2021
Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
by westynator May 22, 2015
by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023
When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise
“Those fuckers are on a Kentucky Standoff again.”
by Loubacaa June 9, 2019
When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.
by RabidHybrid May 2, 2016