Stalker Box

Facebook's newest annoyance. It's the little box above your online friends that tells you every little thing that all of your friends do on facebook.

Jorge: Ernie, i know you jerked off in my bed.
Ernie: How do you know!?
Jorge: Stalker Box......

by Jsantos914 September 21, 2011

Stalker Box

The xox that replaced the news feed on Facebook in September 2011. On the top right corner, above Chat.

I saw him commenting on all her pictures in the stalker box.
STOP LIKING MY COMMENTS, i know you saw it in the stalker box.

by Jonny4911 September 21, 2011

Stalkerbook

A term given to someone who uses the power of their facebook to perve on other peoples facebook pages for an inapropriate amount of time learning more about their life then you do your own. Intensified to platinum if the stalkee is a complete stranger who is amongst the stalkers friends via the grapevine.

Person A : "Look at this hunk"
Person B : "Oooo how do you know him?"
Person A : "I don't, I found him whilst stalkerbooking"

by Eggsbutnobacaan April 21, 2009

stalkerbook

An alternative (and, often times, more accurate) name for Facebook.

"Hey, does Jimmy have a girlfriend?"
"I don't know. Check Stalkerbook... I mean, Facebook."

by Lee-Anne May 18, 2006