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Sorcerer's Stain 

A facial or body shot where the ejaculate resembles the lighting-bolt-ish scar on Harry Potter's forehead.
"So on the eve of yester-nie, I started a small fire in Hermione's goblet...long story short, I sorcerer's stained that witch."
Sorcerer's Stain by Wildabeaf September 10, 2008
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Sorcerer's Stain 

A facial or body shot where the ejaculate resembles the lighting-bolt-ish scar on Harry Potter's forehead.
"So on the eve of yester-nie, I started a small fire in Hermione's goblet...long story short, I sorcerer's stained that witch."

Sorcerer's Stain by Wildabeaf September 9, 2008

Builder's stain 

This is a good builder's stain, yellow snags and all
Builder's stain by themoose September 4, 2016

Spain's ass 

Spain's ass is a gift from the heavens! It is the best ass in the world. It don't matter if you think your ass is the best, no no. Spain's ass, is the best ass.
"Hey did you see that guys ass?"
"It was nice but it's no Spain's ass."
Spain's ass by hadesismyfather August 31, 2016

cum stain stan 

The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.

your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia

his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)
you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too
cum stain stan by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

cum stain stan 

he who swings using strings of cum from his cock, and cum blasts his enemies, and fucks your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter
cum stain stan fucked me in half with his massive cum blasts last night
cum stain stan by cum.stain.stan April 21, 2022

Spain's ass 

The best ass in Hetalia. No arguments with this one
Spain's ass is best ass in Hetalia.
Spain's ass by 🅱️ommunism January 17, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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