Baron's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.

A mighty Baron's Pocket there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

The Baron's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.

Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.

by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011

bacon's pussy

You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!

Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy

by El cheeky November 15, 2017

Bacon's Rebellion

An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.

Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

by MrShadySack February 24, 2012

Barton's

1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence

You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!

by Shidoshi June 1, 2010