You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!

Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy

bacon's pussy by El cheeky November 15, 2017

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Bacon's Rebellion

An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.

Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.

Bacon's Rebellion by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

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Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

Barton's Vodka by MrShadySack February 24, 2012

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Barton's

1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence

You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!

Barton's by Shidoshi June 1, 2010

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