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Stages of High 

"The Official Stages of being High"

Stage 1: Usually after the first few tokes/rips your head becomes relaxed and you get anxious on the trip ahead of you.

Stage 2: About 5 minutes into the sesh, you start becoming relaxed, happy and your mind is at the state where you just want to keep smoking to get higher.

Stage 3: By this time around 10-15 minutes should have elapsed, "But you wouldn't realise it because you would be to high to keep track of time at this point", you will lose all care about the problems in the world, and start feeling you're free.

Stage 4: Oh shit, this stage is where shit starts getting serious, Music "The gift from the gods" becomes so intense to listen to, when you listen to it, it takes you into a whole new universe and when you close your eyes you trip balls, -Pink Floyd- can cause major trips or MGMT- Electric Feel Personally for me.

Stage 5: The Final stage, "God Mode", At this point you've smoked so much, you've lost all care for any problems, you feel Invincible and Invigorated, When you close your eyes you can explore every memory, every moment of anything that has ever happened, For someone with a strong imagination, at this stage it is like a psychedelic shroom trip, when you close your eyes with music, you see all, feel all, know all, nothing can bring you down, not even the fuzz, Also by this time you should be starving, that's the munchies calling out to you, you're ready to devour a whole Safeway Isle.
"Stages of High"

Damn dude, this is some Dank ass ganja,

"Puffs" yeah man im sittin on a 3 at the moment, gotta keep goin!

"Sometime later, no one really knows cause you lose track of time"

"Starts to randomly laugh" Duuude i'm Stooned, I'm sooo DooooOOone.
Yeah man you're at a 5 defo, let me just get to there and we'll go to Safeway.
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The 7 Stages of being High 

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.
G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

The Four Stages Of Being High 

1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage
Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!

The Four Stages of Being High 

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level
Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.
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