Maclean’s staff

‘Maclean’s staff’ a synonym for piece of ‘shit humans that don’t care about you’.
‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.

Maclean’s staff are pricks.

Maclean’s staff by Cfunkt September 17, 2019

Sheapard's staff 

The act of folding a flacid penis over another erect penis. Much like the curve of a sheapard's staff. It is a cucking technique.

Porn Hub's #1 video this week was just two guys making a sheapard's staff with their cocks.

Sheapard's staff by PowerlineOtis August 9, 2018

Wizard's Staff

to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise

dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!

Wizard's Staff by 'jammin March 13, 2011

gandalf's staff 

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.

Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?

gandalf's staff by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013

schrodinger's twitch staff 

When Twitch makes a decision that literally no one asked for, then decides whether they were "doing a temporary experiment" or not based on whether the viewers approve or not.

Twitch: "Thank you for recent feedback regarding our ongoing embeds experiment. We wanted to confirm that this is a temporary experiment to improve our understanding of how viewers engage with embeds and ways in which we might make it easier to engage with creators' channels."
Viewers: "Kapp, another case of schrodinger's twitch staff OMEGALUL"

schrodinger's twitch staff by tedi_spl January 31, 2021

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability 

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability by QuacksO August 26, 2019

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster 

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.

"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster by The Breakaway October 14, 2009