St. Paul

You lazy Bastard, It's Saint Paul.

Up yours too, god, what a whiny twit you are!

by kewlmanme123 May 9, 2005

st. paul

Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.

St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.

by Eric December 31, 2004

St. Paul

A place in Minnesota cursed by the immigration of poor, dirty foreigners. There are shootings daily, and if you are live there, you know why you don't yell 'west' on the east side or 'east' on the west side.

Dude, he's from St. Paul, don't mess with him.

by The Friendly Nazi June 2, 2014

St. Paul

A stupid town in Oregon, that is really small, and promotes being a dumb hick and shooting mallards. Only known for the Nations Greatest Forth of July Rodeo! Also filled with rednecks that try to make up dumb words that make no sense.

Wow dont every go to St. Paul. Did you hear about all the dumbasses in St. Paul. That town call St. Paul is really small!

by Where it is! December 25, 2008

St. Paul's Disaster

A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!

by T-Bone McShane February 25, 2011

St. Paul's School

An elite, prestigious, and renowned American boarding school located in Concord, New Hampshire. Along with sister schools Exeter and Andover, it has produced many of the country's leading businessmen, politicians, and philanthropists including Senator John F. Kerry, William Randolph Hearst, and various members of the Vanderbilt, Astor, and Kennedy families. The school prides itself on academic achievement and tradition, sending a large proportion of its graduates to Ivy League universities. Admission to St. Paul's is very competitive, with the School only accepting between 15 and 22 percent of applicants per year.

"You go to St. Paul's School?"
"Yes."
"Wow."

by Bollocks2u September 29, 2008

St. Paul Snowblower

When a man cums in a man's (or woman's) mouth and he or she blows subsequent ejaculate from his/her nose, a la snow from a snowblower.

Nothing has smelled normally since I gave John a St. Paul Snowblower last Saturday night.

by ess&jay April 15, 2011