Shitty Rectal Fingering
Something hugely unpleasant. Exactly as unpleasant as it sounds.
A psychopath who collects knives - just ordinary shitty big sharp knives - beats people up, kickes them in the head after they've fallen on the ground, then chases after them with four of his knives - two in each hand, throws Ventolin inhailers at people, throws wood-working planes at people, stabs them with blunt rusty old screw drivers, threatens them, and then makes up stories about how it was actually his victim who did all of that to him.
Something hugely unpleasant. Exactly as unpleasant as it sounds.
A psychopath who collects knives - just ordinary shitty big sharp knives - beats people up, kickes them in the head after they've fallen on the ground, then chases after them with four of his knives - two in each hand, throws Ventolin inhailers at people, throws wood-working planes at people, stabs them with blunt rusty old screw drivers, threatens them, and then makes up stories about how it was actually his victim who did all of that to him.
I really got an SRF, that is a Shitty Rectal Fingering last night. My head is bleeding from the metal object that some guy threw at me.
Don't SRF me!
Don't SRF me!
by Bimbo who doesn't speak Englis December 15, 2009
Stiff Rectal Fucking.
Thing that closet homosexuals do, however it's something that also goes along with the following attributes/behaviours:
-Being violent with people.
-Kicking them in the head while they are lying on the ground.
-Threatening to kill them.
-Chasing after them with knives.
-Lying about who threatened whom.
-Lying in general.
-Kicking people for no apparent reason.
-Bad tempered.
-Balding.
-Idiot.
Thing that closet homosexuals do, however it's something that also goes along with the following attributes/behaviours:
-Being violent with people.
-Kicking them in the head while they are lying on the ground.
-Threatening to kill them.
-Chasing after them with knives.
-Lying about who threatened whom.
-Lying in general.
-Kicking people for no apparent reason.
-Bad tempered.
-Balding.
-Idiot.
I was SRF-ed by that guy, and I'm completely straight.
Stop SRF-ing, and start being a decent individual.
Stop SRF-ing, and start being a decent individual.
by nice baloon pics in the back! December 14, 2009
by Arch_Dnorr August 7, 2009
Person 1: Let's Watch wilder
Person 2: Where tv channel?
Person 1: SRF is the key for watching wilder
Person 2: Let go, i am so happy to watch it
Person 2: Where tv channel?
Person 1: SRF is the key for watching wilder
Person 2: Let go, i am so happy to watch it
by Bak Hyemi December 1, 2022