Sqweej

The act of performing minor jobs, or favours in return for money, or other meaningful items. This word could also be used to describe someone who asks for something with no or little intention of ever returning it. This word derives from the word squeegee, which is what homeless and drug addicts in the downtown Toronto area would use to clean peoples windows in return for money. It then became popular to call a beggar or friend in need a "Squeej" because you know they will be asking for money in the near future.

Man this kid is always such a Sqweej when we hang out with him. He never has bus fare and we always end up buying him food and paying for everything. And since he never has anything will never get it back.

Sqweej by YNugz420 August 22, 2012

Sqweek

Sqweek is a cute little raver boy
He has one true best friend and her name is Shapes
He loves to change his hair color and having fun
To be Sqweek is just plain impossible cause no one can be just like him
He also loves his family and friends
at time he may seem to hate them but he really does not hate any one

"Dude did you see Sqweek last night?" -Random Raver

"Yaaaa he was hella cute" -High Girl

Sqweek by qwerty18boy February 18, 2010

Sqweenched 

Cut loose

Korvo: we have been sqweenched
Terry: why would funbucket do this to us!

Sqweenched by Chebster May 18, 2020

Sweej

A Sweej is an extremely rare breed of human that is rarely found in today's modern world. Exhibiting traits such as sassiness, courtesy, thoughtfulness, and good old fashioned chivalry, the Sweej is universally desired by high school girls looking for prom dates, college girls in search of their first real relationship, and women everywhere searching for "The One."

"Did you see that new kid? He's kinda cute."
"Yeah, and I heard he's nice, smart, and sassy too. He might be a Sweej!"

Sweej by scarysneeze January 3, 2012

Sqweeb 

A pet that terrorizes your family and raids your fridge

he's also made of Pinto beans and grape jelly so he's a tasty snack

Boy 1: I reallly want that pet!
Boy 2: You mean that dog?
Boy 1: No, that sqweeb made of pinto beans!

Sqweeb by MintyKitten July 23, 2020

Sqweeb 

The most ascended form of marijuana or cannabis, often referred as "pot" by old heads. The term was invented by the Oogway Battalion in 2017.

"Wow dude im sqweebin' out right now"

"Bro you were so sqweebed last night"

Sqweeb by MastrOogway November 21, 2017

Sqeejelly 

A magical unicorn. He has a unibrow and when one plucks it, he poops out a rainbow. He has a magic hoof that has a bellybutton on the bottom of it. He eats the dandruff out of his long, luscious two inch mane.

Oh Sqeejelly, can I have some of that nice, yammish looking dandruff?

Sqeejelly by unicornlover January 31, 2009