when a female ejects out cum out of her pussy and makes uncomfortable noises such as; ouch papi, yeah right there, yeah don't be lazy, calm yourself don't act like an animal.
achmed was trying to have fun but things got dangerously out of hand, so she was squirting all over his moms room.
by achmed911 May 30, 2011
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Snape: I should tell you, there's Squirt in that punch bowl.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.

Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.
by DeadWizardGod August 15, 2011
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When a person or persons are too trashed to argue, they will use a water gun (normally used on misbehaving cats) to settle arguments.
"Bitch was so drunk she was squirting me with her cat gun."
by jess and jen January 27, 2010
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Awww shit u just SQUirt on my cock
by CAR_ AZUZ December 4, 2020
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To cum, female or male.
Oh! Ohhhhhh! Pull my rod a little faster! Uhhhhhhh! I'm gonna squirt!
by pentozali May 11, 2011
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a small person. best used on people younger than you
hey, shut up squirt!
by KD June 9, 2003
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A short distance or drive to a specific location, usually around 15 minutes or less using your preferred method of transportation
Hey bro, have you left your house yet?”

“Yeah man. I’m just a squirt away”
by TherealcaptnJAC July 13, 2020
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