The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!
Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.
by rickebabe November 13, 2013
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To be excessively uncomfortable. A level of discomfort that cannot be encapsulated in one person's body.
I'm covered in bees! I'm covered in bees! I am full of squirm!
by Captain_Dangerous September 6, 2009
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the flich that women make when cum actually hits there face,when cumming on them usually followed by the fluttering of the eyes

the surprise when sperm lands on the face.
hey man I came so much on her she started making the funniest sperm squirm
by andre April 24, 2005
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worm-squirm

Worm-squirm. n. The act in which two or more males insert their flacid penises into a woman's vagina and then wiggle them into erections; At this point the worm-squirm is over and a double/multiple penetration commences. Often the insertion is aided by a rod or other plunging-type device. (see also worm-squirming, worm-squirmed)
W. and his new friend wanted to make their friendship official and decided to worm-squirm the foreign exchange student in their German class.
by m55555555 June 29, 2011
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When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.
Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"
by aqwsde June 14, 2010
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When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .
1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.
by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014
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The manifestation of something, either that makes you very uncomfortable, or something that activates the human spidey senses. Similar adjective use to "the hebe jebes"
Something seemed off about the way he slammed that door, it made my butthole squirm
by slickrick149 January 8, 2018
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