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Squeaky door 

When a man straps a dildo to his back during a threesome with two women. The women then lay one in front of the man and one behind. The man proceeds to place his penis in the woman in front of him and the dildo in the woman behind him. The then begins to piston in and out fucking both women simultaneously.
Man1: 'God my back is killing me'
Man2: 'What did you do?'
Man1: 'I took 2 girls back to my place last night and gave them a squeaky door. It mustve fucked my back up'
Squeaky door by Ironpig94 August 25, 2011
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squeaky door 

When a girl is jerking off a guy with lube and its the noise that is made from the friction of the lube, cum and furious hand motion of the girl in a flurry of sound.
Jimmy, what a squeaky door that one was!
squeaky door by kUNG JOC June 10, 2007

Squeaky Door 

Kinky Sexual move when a person who is positioned correctly, (bent down so their butt hole is alligned with the door knob) gets the door slammed as hard as possible so the door knob penetrates the ass creating a sensation like no other causing the reciever to squeak. DO NOT ATTEMPT with a door handle.
The "squeaky door" is deadly if not performed correctly.
Squeaky Door by Harry P. Ness August 18, 2006

Squeaky Door-Hinge 

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.
Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".
Squeaky Door-Hinge by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026