Squatting Eskimo Share definition Flag The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex. My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night. Squatting Eskimo by manswer April 29, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Squatting Eskimo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch