Sqongle 

Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FUCK??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

Squingle sqongle

Sqongle by Goofy ahh Goober July 20, 2023

Spongled 

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.

"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"

Spongled by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008

spongle 

When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.

She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....

spongle by c1187600 February 20, 2007

songleader 

1. Hot, sexy, slutty, alcohilic dancer and a member of the cheerleading team.
2. has a tendency to sleep with the away team.
3. knows how to shake her ass.
4. all girls want to be her, all guys want to fuck her.
5. a DGAFing, spirited member of you cheer squad.
6. doesn't take crap from anyone... BITCH
7. doesn't know how to conrol her alcohol consumption and addicted to energy drinks.
8. occasionally curses and is conseded and bitchy
9. Used to performing in short skirts and small amounts of clothing.

1. OH EM GEE, that girl must be a songleader.
2. Bball player 1: How was your night last night?
Bball player 2: I hooked up with this girl, and mayyyn she was fine
Bball player 1: oh she must have been a songleader.
Bball player 2: chyeah, you know that's the only way i roll.

songleader by Ashley Redenbacker January 30, 2007

Sponglemopper 

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.

Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"

Sponglemopper by Gronksucker February 7, 2019

sqoggle 

a baby squid

sqoggle goggle baby

sqoggle by dudududu12345 December 31, 2021

spongle 

To screw something up.

Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.

spongle by Liam White March 26, 2004