Spring Chicken

Almost naked or provacatively dressed female

"Grandma, Why don't you ever wear shorts? It's hot out for God's sake."
"What do I look like to you, a spring chicken?!"

This outfit make me look like a total slut. I wouldn't go that far, but you do look like a spring chicken.

by Slap Me Susan January 05, 2005

no spring chicken

Someone who is well past youth; an older person.

Leslie: did you know that Harry's mother turned 90 last week
Kevin: Well she's no spring chicken!

by Miss22894 December 14, 2013

spring chicken

a young and naive person,especially a young woman.(Usually in the negative.)

Well, I may not be a spring chicken, but I got some spizzerinktum left

I am a spring chicken, but I lie about my age to get served in bars.

by arrysonnzenyth October 13, 2006

spring chicken

A young person. Usually refers to boys or young men.

Your little brother is a spring chicken.

by datawar July 21, 2005

spring chicken

a young naive person, often a women, often attractive

Did you see Spring Chickens 17? Had some real hotties in it...

by whacker1 June 28, 2020

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg May 04, 2012