Spring Arbor University

Where everything is against the concept...except playing scrabble.

Justin: hey wanna come over and watch a movie?
Ashley: No i cant its not open hours!
Justin: Thanks Spring Arbor University now we will go play scrabble in the lobby but only until 2.

Spring Arbor University by jaykenguen April 7, 2010

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Spring Arbor University

The people there are either homophobic or in the closet and the homophobic ones are the same people that try to convince you they’ve never sinned in their life. They used to kick people out for being gay until it was illegal. They can get away with damn near everything because it’s a private school. The same RAs that go to the bars and drink are the same ones snitching on students for drinking. Even if you are 21 and off campus you’re not allowed to drink but obviously people do it anyways. If you’re on probation for drinking that just means you’re hot. The education department sucks. Only good thing about it is Jesus.

girl: Hey i’m thinking about going to Spring Arbor University

guy:You shouldn’t because it sucks ass

Spring Arbor University by your mothers home February 1, 2022

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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