The natural, non-assisted opening of a person's pucker hole when laying face down, back arched and ass up.
Carla crawled up on the bed and gave Dan an Organic Spread and Dan dove right into her pucker hole with his hot wet tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
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The act of spreading your ass cheaks so far that you don’t have to wipe
Bro I know we don’t have any toilet paper, I’ll just mega-spread.
by Dirtykev3216 April 8, 2019
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the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.
"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."

Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"
by Deep and Wide September 19, 2013
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a game played in the 1800s to the early 1900s in which two men strip there pants and sit with spread legs with the feet together and slap each other's testicals tell one admits defeat.
me and my buddy played a game of legs-a-spread I slapped his balls so hard he threw up after
by nds22 March 18, 2014
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1. When you spread your legs like a whore.

2. Or maybe when your horny and you do that because your horny.
Avery spreaded her legs like a slut because she liked it.

Spread Em.
by Tylertops July 6, 2016
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1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.
Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.
by Bob the Biiilder April 24, 2007
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It's an axle configuration used on tractor trailers and other heavy trucks where the centres of the rear axles are 6 feet apart not a god damn sex position you perverts.
My new Kenworth T800 has a Canadian spread on it, gives me lots of extra traction in the snow.
by jay_P09 January 3, 2015
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