An imagined "foodstuff" created c. 1996 in Ashford, Kent, UK.

Just as the name suggests, SPiced-pOO.
SPAM = spiced ham
SPOO = spiced poo

Spoo fritters, Spoo sandwiches etc.
by Platf0rm January 6, 2008
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spoo is actually a type of shit, it is like a shit that comes out all soupy and has a spew to it, kinda like windy rain and dirt ssppppooooooo
that bastard left spoo all over my toilet and all around it
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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Simultaneous spewing and pooing. Commonly experienced during bouts of gastro.
Anton was spooing for hours last night. Must be the prawns.
by 715G08 April 1, 2011
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The process of Spewing and POOing at the same time. The spew component usually between one's legs while on the toilet after a big night.

Sometimes the poo smells so bad that the spew is induced.
I think Paddy is having a spoo!
by Tom Purcell April 28, 2005
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dried cum. Usually found on some sort of clothing or fabric.
Dude! You and your girlfriend left spoo on the carpet last night!!
by DrewDeezy June 10, 2008
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collectivley known as sperm, but also a device to make certain small people cry of laughter passed the piont of no rretun
"u make sproggs with spoo" "hahahah"
by dsnbcfuhghk January 14, 2010
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An onomatopeia that is used to describe the kind of fart that makes that exact noise as it passes.
"spooOOOOoooo"
by Natalie Stewart-Baxter May 22, 2009
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