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A ponytail which has drifted to one side. Also known as the side ponytail.
I hear the spony is coming back in a big way.
spony by e.g.g. May 13, 2007
Related Words
Sponyo spongo spono spony Cranky sponko shonyo sonyo Spondo sponko sponno
"Spondo" is a term used to describe the action of slapping an item or object violently out of the hands of an innocent bystander causing that object to fall to the ground/floor. This can take place when the person is just walking innocently beside you, or when they go to hand you something. The objects can be anything including, but not limited to, food, notebooks, pencils, etc. After you have successfully slapped the object out of their hands, you yell "SPONDO" as loud as you can.

Rules:

1. You can only slap the object in a downward motion.

2. The object or thing has to be in their hand. For instance, you cannot Spondo baseball caps.

3. "YOU" cannot hand someone something, and then immediately proceed to Spondo it. Do not force it. Spondos are generally obvious and abundant.

4. You must yell "Spondo," or it doesn't count.
When Jimmy went to hand me a Dr. Pepper, I slapped it out of his hand and yelled "SPONDO" so the whole cafeteria could hear! I think I ruined his shoes though.

When me and Elaine passed each other in the hall at school, I slapped her notebook out of her hand and yelled "SPONDO." She spent the entire 3rd period picking up all of her papers.

When Robert wasn't paying attention, I slapped his gerbil out of his hands and yelled "SPONDO." Everyone laughed even though the gerbil died.
Spondo by ILostMyDrumSet October 9, 2008
1. noun, Any white, asian, or hispanic suburban youth who believes in fact that they are a black gangster, they wear basketball jerseys with a black man's name on the back, wear baggy clothing, roll on 20's which are really 12's from Wall-Mart, and they ask you to smoke their weed with their bitches, also they go up to you and say "yo son yo yo son son yo".
This kid came up to me from Greenwich and was like "yo son, son yo, yo son"
sonyo by the dude February 1, 2005
adj. Word of German origin; a hybrid of spastisch (spastic) and mongo (mongoloid).

Someone who is uncoordinated or incompetent.
Look at Tim-Wolf, he dances like a spongo.
spongo by Mark W September 19, 2005

Cranky sponko 

Your Nan showed me her cranky sponko
Cranky sponko by Cheeky donny March 22, 2019
A person who has a very big head .
Lol look at mikhulu's spongo
spongo by Twink.com November 1, 2020