Spongy cheese 

A verb to describe the act of spongying ones cheese.

Also an adjective used to describe a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert. (Spongy Bob is also acceptable when used in this context)

That underqualified lawyer over there is sponge cheeseing in the direction of the woman’s unfortunately places bouquet of flowers.

I have a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert who is outstandingly Spongy cheese.

Spongy cheese by crandal June 2, 2008

cheese the sponge 

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

cheese the sponge by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

Sponge cake and cream cheese 

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.

"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."

Sponge cake and cream cheese by Amanda Smith with the aid of Margot Landen September 4, 2005