Wiggy-Ass Spinach

That bomb-ass dank weed dude

Kyle came over and brought that Wiggy-ass spinach. We were vibin' for hours.

by holycrap1002 January 3, 2021

Chin Spinach

When you finish eating a girl out and there are heavy white strands of her cum on your chin.

Bob: not sure if you have been enjoying this or not. With all the screaming and everything.

Girl: OOooooooooooo don't stop. If you look in the mirror you can see my Chin Spinach.

Bob: Ok. ooommmmmmm nom nom nom.

by Grimztone December 24, 2011

Sit and Spinach Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that's topped with spinach

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sit and Spinach Burger, it's served with spinach!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Spinach Vomit-bomb

A type of hors d'oeuvres that either comes in a frozen package in the supermarket or is made at a banquet facility for weddings or similar functions. Quite often, the banquet facility gets these nasty little shits from those same supermarket frozen packages. The Spinach Vomit-bomb is a wretched piece of flimsy dough packed with the nastiest, most dried out spinach that tastes more like something you might scrape out of your pool when you reopen it. Typically used more as ammunition (see Assembly-safe Shuriken), these pieces of unforgivably disgusting shit can usually be found in piles on serving trays by the time cocktail hour expires.

Jim: "God, I was almost hungry enough to eat a few of those Spinach Vomit-bombs they were serving."

Jack: "Glad you didn't, now we have more ammo to pelt Aunt Rose and Uncle Dave with."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

Meat Spinach

Bacon (Sliced Pig corpse)

Mmmmm! im going to have a meat spinach butty for breakfast

by Meat spinach October 7, 2009

Yung Spinach Cumshot

The yungest rapper who makes the best songs about sex and hoes.

Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

eat your spinach

Take care of yourself, eat good food

Mom: Eat your spinach, young man!
Son: what da.. Mom, I just had it last month!

by Mumm February 4, 2011