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SpiderDemon 

The mastermind behind the invasion of Deimos and Phobos in the hit 1993 computer game, Doom, from id games. The SpiderDemon was a goofy looking monstrosity that moved with great speed and boasted a highly accurate chaingun, which had approximately 60% accuracy, even from across the entire (rather large, I must say) battlefield from its prey. The chaingun was something to fear, as the only shelter was a small protrusion in the center of the battlefield, and ammunition and such could only be found along the outsides of the level. Players HAD to grab extra ammunition, unless cheating to automatically refill it. A powerful combatant, and the final boss of the first game, yet its goofy appearance and overall awkwardness caused it to become an enemy no one ever mentions anymore, as opposed to the CyberDemon, who moved on to do bigger and greater things.
The SpiderDemon was strange.
SpiderDemon by Bo Duke... February 16, 2005
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SpiderEx 

to rid your house of spiders in such a manor that they never return
person 1 "Did you SpiderEx your house?"

Person 2 "Yes, those spiders are never coming back!"
SpiderEx by QED Networks September 20, 2010

spiderdust

Spider Dust n. : Also known as cheese extract, Spider Dust is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted (via eye sockets), inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of being a spider, or “shooting some webs your way.”
Get me some of that spiderdust
spiderdust by A_person September 9, 2015

canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached
I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

spadered 

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)
He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)
spadered by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004

Spiderdude 

Its when you get bit by a spider but you be cool about it.
Bro, your a Spiderdude
Spiderdude by BNHAFangirl October 23, 2020

Spiderdick 

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.
I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.
Spiderdick by Yoraesha August 17, 2017