Spfife

Pronounced: Sp-fye-f A spoon, fork, and knife combined into one awesome eating utensil. It is used for the convenience of people who feel like using all 3 utensils separately would be a hassle.

Dude1 "Hey dude what do you call that thing that looks like a spoon, fork, and a knife?"

Dude2 "It's a SPFIFE dude!"

Dude1 "Awesome!!!"

by LOGIFINIRATOR July 21, 2011

Spifey

He uploads more than he has for the past months and years... His videos damage/kill your braincells. Maybe even one video is enough...

Spifey's videos kill my braincells.

by Pink Bananas are blue September 30, 2019

Spife

Stands for "small penis, incel, fragile ego." A word for a person, most often a woman, with no originality whatsoever who has resorted to one or more of these overused insults. If you're here, chances are you used one in an argument and were appropriately labeled a spife.

"Seems like someone's insecure about his small penis."
"Ok, spife."

by FemSlayer3000 June 16, 2020

Spiffed Up

The act of being dressed up in a suit and tie, for an occasion or for no reason at all.

Matt: I feel like getting spiffed up and going to a nice club tonight. These dive bars are getting old.
Jack: Calm down

by Random user May 3, 2017

Spife

A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.

Cut that out or I'll Spife you!
Spifes are hand to eat with. (They're not...)

by DS inc. February 19, 2011

Spifey

A minecraft youtuber with over 300k+ subscribers and epic content. He tries really hard to make videos often but fails horribly. Spifey is the father of all and deserves much love. He wants to be in minecraft Monday but isn't cool enough to get in.

"Wow! It has been 257 years and still no new Spifey video..."

"I got pregnant and gave birth four times and Spifey still hasn't uploaded...."

by thincrustpizza14 July 30, 2019

Spiffed up

1. To be spiffy or to obtain a lot of spiff
2. To be flashy, fly, and fresh
3. To be well dressed, and well swagged out

Travis Porter has a song defining spiffed up
- I'm clean, I'm spiffy, It's amazing ain't my spiff terrrific..
- I keep my pants creased, I keep my jeans tucked, i let my pants sag kuz i dont give a f*ck...polo shirt, check my polo bag, fresh hair cut come and take a photo man

Bob-man i hope john dresses good for the club, im trying to take some girls home
Mike-Yea but i hope he doesn't get too spiffed up, he'll make us look bad

- Bruh you see that dude over there all spiffed up, man i bet he got hella guap and pull hella hoes
- Hell yea man he's spiffed out ridiculous

by young mr. differenter May 7, 2010