Spawkly Hoses Share definition Flag A joke referring to "sparkley horses" said to make fun of Shakespearian English and the phrase "mo horses" in MacBeth. Dan: "Mo horses!" Irene: "They're spawkly hoses!" Spawkly Hoses by CascadaFTW September 14, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Spawkly Hoses mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch