Spav

Spav or Spavvie is taken from a Terry Pratchett novel - meaning totally useless person

Pedro: Where's my shoes?
Paulo: On your feet ya spav!

by Cosmica October 9, 2008

spav

A whack-ass, honky mutha-fcka.

Yo, we was just chillin' -- you know, kickin' it live, when this poindexter-lookin', Greek sneaker wearin', spav mutha fcka rolls up and spits, "hey guys, what's the dizzle?" So I took his punk ass out.

by Hoo T. Mac March 28, 2003

spav

A person of Half-Greek origin, curly hair, glasses, Puma Jacket, and hip-hop raps that would make you want to pop a cap in his ass.

Yo, check out the dude on the microphone. That boy is a SPAV.

by T Dog March 28, 2003

spav

A Spanish chav. Ideally sporting a mullet and a diamond stud in left ear.

I totally go for the spav look, you know, mullets and all.

by Ducksocks June 29, 2008

spaver

Zip on your trouser (Scottish Doric)

hey min yer spavers doon

by Doric Tongue February 16, 2014

spave

Spending to save

When your wife, or girlfriend, comes home and says she saved over $500 while shopping. What she doesn't tell you is that she's spent $1100 to get there.

"These shirts are only $12!"
"Yeah, but they're also two for $20. You can spave another $4 by picking up another."

by flipthebit August 16, 2009

spaving

Spending to Save. With many discount cards at supermarkets, credit card discounts, and bulk warehouse stores like Sams Club, you can only reap the benefits, namely saving, by spending.

I spaved all day at the mall and walked away with an entire fall waredrobe for 50% off retail

by Dan Faltyn (on behalf of my sister the original spaver) October 13, 2004