Spav

Spav or Spavvie is taken from a Terry Pratchett novel - meaning totally useless person

Pedro: Where's my shoes?
Paulo: On your feet ya spav!

by Cosmica October 09, 2008

spav

A whack-ass, honky mutha-fcka.

Yo, we was just chillin' -- you know, kickin' it live, when this poindexter-lookin', Greek sneaker wearin', spav mutha fcka rolls up and spits, "hey guys, what's the dizzle?" So I took his punk ass out.

by Hoo T. Mac March 28, 2003

spav

A person of Half-Greek origin, curly hair, glasses, Puma Jacket, and hip-hop raps that would make you want to pop a cap in his ass.

Yo, check out the dude on the microphone. That boy is a SPAV.

by T Dog March 28, 2003

spav

A Spanish chav. Ideally sporting a mullet and a diamond stud in left ear.

I totally go for the spav look, you know, mullets and all.

by Ducksocks June 29, 2008