Spatter

Spatter is known as spam tweets on Twitter.

I am tired of the 'You have won a new iPhone' spatter on Twitter.

by amnesiavictim December 30, 2011

Spatter

To spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of ass

Dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl

by bird_man11 June 12, 2005

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

spatter

spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum

i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.

by Chief Running-Wolf June 19, 2009

Spatter

1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.

2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls

"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
-or-
"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"

by Beef Stuart July 24, 2008

spatter

to cum unexpectedly

sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal

by zinger February 26, 2003

spatter

when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face

Tyrone:Shit nigga was dat smell?

T dog:DAMN HOMIEEE i just spattered on myself

by koombez kid April 25, 2007