spatch

The effluvia byproduct of ejaculating in the anus. Spatch is sometimes removed from the anus by FELCHING.

A greasy glob of spatch slowly worked its way out of her well-fucked anus.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

spatch

the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse

"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".

by teej October 16, 2003

spatch

the female equivalent of a tool. Derives from the word spatula. A guy who is a jerk is called a tool or a toolbag. A girl who is acting the same way is a female tool, or a spatch.

"Did you just hear her talking about Deanne?"
"Yeah, dude, she's such a spatch!"

by CrabApples444 December 8, 2011

spatch

A never-ending game between an ever-growing group of friends. It has no set rules and can never fully be explained. The basic premise is that one player, designated as The Spatch, must "spatch" another player by throwing a designated Spatcher while the player has his head turned. The Spatch must psyche out th eplayer he is attempting to spatch. For example, The Spatch would say to someonehe wants to spatch: "Hey John, could you grab that CD from over there?" John would turn around to look at the desk where a CD would be and instinctively ask "what cd?" Before he has the oppurtunity to think about the situation and realize he is about to be spatched, The Spatch would throw the spatcher at his victims head, thus making him The Spatch. Any person can become a part of The Spatch Coalition at any time, with or without prior consent. If one is spatched, he has no choice but to assume the role of The Spatch and carry out his duty. Unlike other similar games, it is okay to spatch the person who spatched, as long as one can legitimatly pysche him out. Attempting an illegal spatch can result in several types of retribution, to be determined by the players who are present to witness it. Illegal spatches may include,but are not limited to, saying someone's name and proceding to throw the spatch directly at his face as he looks up, spatching with any item other than the spatcher that was previously agreed upon, or spatching someone who is under the influence of any substance.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

spatch

when hitting a volleyball on full contact and the ball only moves at a slow speed

Dont spatch the volleyball!

by Pat Molsen #17 August 10, 2006

'spatch

Abbreviation for the acoustic rock/folk band, Dispatch.

Dispatch Fan 1: Dude, I'm listening to some 'spatch
Dispatch Fan 2: Dude, Dispatch is amazinggggggg.

by Lbro99 December 5, 2010

spatch

it's someone is a bitch or a loser, someone who is easily tricked or a mother fucker can be used for both boys and girls.

your such a freaking spatch!

by not vaild January 10, 2008